Cast Bios

Rubber Man

The following characters are all the nitty-gritty heroes and villains that comprised the world, and some that were suppose to comprise, that was the original Rubber Man comic in its full year run, thus, sadly, making it the longest lasting of mine.

CHICKEN/TURKEY

Everyone's (least) favorite meat by-product bent, not on world domination, but being feared by all. In all truth, he's rather powerless and is more pathetic than sad. He can really do little more than run around, asking people to fear him, which people still do not really know how he runs...

DR. BOLT

Rubber Man's archenemy, this mad scientist is a master of electricity with a mechanical arm and the ability to launch shocking blasts from his body. ... of course he cannot do any harm to Rubber Man... he's rubber. Generally, he hatches some hair-brained scheme of evil and carries it out poorly with the aid of Lightning Bolt Henchman.

I. M. RICH

Whenever any lawyer, agent, or other soldier of the devil is needed (more often not, in his case), I. M. Rich will be there to supply his service, for a steep cost, of course. No matter how much punishment they dish out to him, this weasel always comes back for more.

INSANA-BUG

A lunatic who escaped from an insane-asylum, he pretty much wanders about being crazy. He has never truly been defined as a hero or villain. He's just there, and there in lies the problem... Hallucinations, ramblings, random acts, he makes them look normal!

MAYO GUY

The true-to-heart hero who always helps those in need, for truth, justice, and freedom. ... when he feels like it. While he acts as though he's superbly super, he really is nothing more than a big, talking jar of mayonnaise with powers. Powers that no one really knows about.

RUBBER MAN

He's generally who the comic is about. Once a janitor who dreamed of being a superhero, he got his wish. ... only instead of becoming Mop Guy, the surge of scum, like he so desperately wanted to be, his body was transformed into solid rubber. But don't think that minor detail will get in the way of his dream of being the Cleansing Crusader! The only thing that stops that is... his sloth. Dreams always look a lot better on paper, and helping people gets to be a real drag. He usually spends more time committing crimes than foiling them.

SCHIZO-MAN-7

A psychotic madman who can rear a multitude of different personalities: himself, a hero, a villain, a little girl, a mime, a dog, or a murderous psychopath. He is prone to change at anytime and often fights amongst himself... er, selves. Luckily, he's always there to save himself from himself, teaching himself a valuable lesson.

SQUIDY

The result of a freak accident involving a giant squid, a hapless worker at a marina, and a strange taco, he became forever changed: half-man, half-squid. An outcast from normal society, he turned towards a life of evil and crime, making himself some fine enemies with the law. Of course, much like everyone else, he loses interest pretty quickly and often has no care to what is going on.

Super Strawberry

Straight from the city of Fruit Town, in which everyone is a living, talking fruit, come some of the most diabolical fruits ever to grace the earth. Luckily, there is a few, good, super fruits watching over them, protecting their fruity lives! (man, that was hard to type with a straight face)

CRAZY CHERRY

Super Strawberry's archenemy, this twisted mastermind is the crux in almost any trouble that SS has to face. On top of being quite mad and the number one villain in Fruit Town (much due to the fact that he is the only threatening one), he is also the despicable fiend who runs Chuck's Bar.

DANGEROUS DATE

Another fine example of the pathetic, worthless villains that the heroes must face, he can't do anything, hasn't done anything, and will probably never do anything for his names sake.

DR. ORANGE

A highly intelligent profesor who acts as Super Strawberry's guide and mentor, despite the fact that he is really scatter-brained and absent-minded. He is prone to a high-pitched wailing at times, for no reason and without cause, that cuts through the air and everyone's ears. "Ooo!"

RAPPIN' RAZZ

The hip-hop rapper who couldn't carry a tune, Razz, due to his unbearable music, was killed long ago. No one minded.

SUPER STRAWBERRY

One of the only characters to actually have some sense, he's usually good to aim the others in the right direction. Of course, he too is prone to his lesser moments. But, more or less, he's just a piece of flying fruit.

Ballzo and Friends

The inhabitants of a surreal world where nothing makes sense, these crudely shaped being are plagues of pestering and madness that never go away, despite how much we really want them to.

BALLZO